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Created(12-30-06)
Category ( Men )
Created(12-30-06)
Category ( Men )
Three old men were sitting around talking about who had the worst health problems. The seventy-year-old said, "Have I got a problem. Every morning I get up at 7:30 and have to take a piss, but I have to stand at the toilet for an hour 'cause my pee barely trickles out."
"Heck, that's nothing, " said the eighty year old. "Every morning at 8:30 I have to take a shit, but I have to sit on the can for hours because of my constipation. It's terrible".
The ninety-year-old said, "You guys think you have problems! Every morning at 7:30 I piss like a racehorse, and at 8:30 I shit like a pig. The trouble with me is, I don't wake up till eleven."
Please Login to post comments| On December 31st 2006 tkidf Said : | |
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lol... racehorse... |
| On December 31st 2006 bye2006 Said : | |
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umm chya no i aint feelin it |
| On December 31st 2006 brewer03 Said : | |
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its really funny..... |
| On December 31st 2006 carrieboberry3 Said : | |
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GOD WUT THE HECK IS THAT? |
| On December 31st 2006 aalex34 Said : | |
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loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!
It is gross..just imagine he is your dude on YOUR bed!!! |
| On December 30th 2006 invierno Said : | |
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EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
BUT FUNNY
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| On December 30th 2006 Musichelle8 Said : | |
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haha |
| On December 30th 2006 jeenaaaaaaaaaa Said : | |
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tight |
| On December 30th 2006 manduhjean Said : | |
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haha . that was the first good one i heard on here . . lol .. |
