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hard like a stone

Views(2738) Created(12-29-06) Category ( Dirty )

Once there was a little boy who was curious about what a strip club was like so one day he decided to sneak into one. Once he was in, he watched as the strippers danced. He watched until they started taking of their clothing. That's when he bolted out the door and started running down the street and into a man. The man asks the boy, "What's wrong young man? You look like you just saw a ghost!". The little boy replies, "My mommy and daddy told me that if I ever watched anybody undress, I'd turn to stone...and all of a sudden I felt something hard!".

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On June 21st 2008 krazytractor Said :
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thats precious
On August 21st 2007 SexyPancake Said :
SexyPancake That's cute.
On June 4th 2007 Jokilolo Said :
Jokilolo Awwwwww! how adorable!
On April 26th 2007 sirenmermaid Said :
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he didn't know....aaaaaaw thats so cute.not the sneaking into the stripper part but his first hard on
On March 28th 2007 lisy95 Said :
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L.O.M.G!!!! THAT IS FUNNY....LOL
On March 27th 2007 ailacheng Said :
ailacheng well, there's your first erection little man!
On January 27th 2007 ExaltedPoet Said :
ExaltedPoet hehe
On January 17th 2007 Sashka355 Said :
Sashka355 OMG! lol
On January 1st 2007 xHOLAimShay Said :
xHOLAimShay hella funny. =D
On December 31st 2006 teHsociaLcode Said :
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aaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaahhahahah
On December 31st 2006 Sh3nr0n7 Said :
Sh3nr0n7 ahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha yeah... so yeah.
On December 31st 2006 Sh3nr0n7 Said :
Sh3nr0n7 ahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha yeah... so yeah.
On December 30th 2006 skylerdrake1 Said :
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haha that will be my son one day!!
On December 30th 2006 Antoneice Said :
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thats hilarious
On December 30th 2006 Taliya Said :
Taliya HAHAHAHHA THATS RIDICULAS but funny