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A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words: "Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. Driving home, I saw this young girl, looking poor and tired, I offered her a ride. She was hungry, so I brought her home and fed her some of the roast you had forgotten about in the refrigerator. Her shoes were worn out so I gave her a pair of your shoes you didn't wear because they were out of style. She was cold so I gave her that new birthday sweater you never wore even once because the color didn't suit you. Her slacks were worn out so I gave her a pair of yours that you don't fit into anymore. Then as she was about to leave the house, she paused and asked, 'Is there anything else that your wife doesn't use anymore?' "And so, here we are!"

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On December 30th 2006 steineshottie Said :
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wow i guess it was funny but yah i didnt laugh becuz thats just weird and yah
On December 30th 2006 turtlesrslow Said :
turtlesrslow It was funny, but I didn't like it.....
On December 29th 2006 bess43ver Said :
bess43ver hahahhaha.. what the freak.. hahhahaha usedFUL..
On December 29th 2006 noel420 Said :
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thats wrong but funny
On December 29th 2006 Patita531 Said :
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THATS WAS ALRIGHT BUT I DONT GET HOW THEY ENDED UP IN THE BED WHAT DIDNT SHE USE HIS PENISE OR WAT
On December 29th 2006 invierno Said :
invierno OMG !!!!!!!!1 that is sooo sad!!!!!!!!!m funny....
On December 29th 2006 arryy Said :
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jaja its a graet joke
On December 29th 2006 Hawkpridebaby Said :
Hawkpridebaby not gonna lie that was just retarded!
On December 29th 2006 ShelBear Said :
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there is another one of these already on here
On December 29th 2006 jessie4u93 Said :
jessie4u93 omg lmao
On December 29th 2006 jessie4u93 Said :
jessie4u93 omg lmao
On December 29th 2006 selainebivins Said :
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hilarious
On December 29th 2006 squidikens Said :
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thats funny
On December 29th 2006 compton1985 Said :
compton1985 wow did u make that up all by yourself or did a 1st grader help you pretty boring lol
On December 29th 2006 KATTA Said :
KATTA nah
On December 29th 2006 imp104 Said :
imp104 that was pretty damn funny.