free oranges

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Created(12-27-06)

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A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma. The young girl was frantic.

Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you lining up for, dear?" Not willing to let grandma in on her little secret, the young girl told her that some people were passing out free oranges and that she was lining up for some.

"Mmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma. "I think I’ll have some myself," she continued as she made her way to the back of the line. A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, at the end of the line, he was bewildered. "But you’re so old... how do you do it?"

Grandma replied, "Oh, it's quite easy, sonny... I just remove my dentures and suck ‘em dry!"

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On June 28th 2008 littlemiss6 Said :

	OMG, I'M SURPRISED THE COP DIDN'T DIE! =P LOL

On May 29th 2008 Mogami Said :

	ROFLMAO!

On May 2nd 2008 teecka Said :

	now that is funny sick but funny

On April 24th 2008 missstuna Said :

	Sick!!!!

On April 8th 2008 arya131 Said :

	rotfflmao

On April 7th 2008 nickynicole901 Said :

	lmao

On March 8th 2008 PinkyBabe62 Said :

	lmao

On March 8th 2008 lizyluvsyou Said :

	oh wow. if i was the cop id fkn die from disgust

On March 3rd 2008 fezzik1986 Said :

	lmao

On February 15th 2008 crazygirl2313 Said :

	oh i love that

On February 12th 2008 degrassinerd Said :

	omg lol

On February 10th 2008 Koraney Said :

	LMAO DAT WAS A GOOD ONE

On January 30th 2008 PoopChile Said :

	OMG

On January 6th 2008 xxxrassidatou1 Said :

	lol

On January 1st 2008 kookiemonster8 Said :

	omfg LMFAO

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