A list of jokes

your so stuck up,your fingers gotta make an appointment jus to scrathc uour damn head.your mama so fat,they showed her a picture of her feet and she couldnt identify themyour mama so dumb,when she went to the movies,the sign said under 17 not attmitted,so she went home and got 16 friendsyour so ugly,your mama hat to tie a pork chop around your neck just so the dog would play with youyou so ugly,your mama had to feed you with a sling shotyou so ugly,that aint fly aways on your head,thats your hair running from your face