three priests

these 3 priests walked into a bus station wanting to go to pittsburgh with 50 dollars and they saw the hottest girl ever

the 1st priests walked over and said"i need 3 tickets to titsburgh"realizing what he said he ran off

the the 2nd priests walked over ans said"i need 3 tickets to pittsburgh...oh and i need my change in nipples and dimes"realizing what he said   he ran off as well

then the 3rd priests walked in and said"i need three tickets to pittsburgh...and i need my change in nickles and dimes"after he got his change he was about to walk out and he turned around and said

"when you die your gonna go to heaven...and saint finger gonna shake his peter at you"