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the duck

Views(381) Created(4-27-08) Category ( Dirty )

theres was a boy that bought a duck and a girl come up crying and asked to buy it and he asked why...she told him that her mom wouldnt let her get one

so he said hell have a trade...a fuck for a duck

 

so she said ok and they did it and the girl told him it was so great that she would trade him back

so they did it a again the boy got tired and went home...the naxt day it was show-n-tell and the boy brought his duck and the duck jumped out of his hand and went onto the road and got squashed and the driver told him that he was sorry and gave him 50 dollars to buy a new duck

he went home and his mom asked"how was school"

"well mom the last couple of days were great!!!i got a fuck for a duck...a duck for a fuck...and 50 dollars for a fucked up duck

he came home



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On June 1st 2008 bud393 Said :
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i made this about a year ago on my account thats were you guys probly heard it
On April 29th 2008 xXPiXiEsTiCXx Said :
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heard it before.wuz funnier dis time though!lol.
On April 29th 2008 justlikeme1569 Said :
justlikeme1569 thats horrible but funny!
On April 27th 2008 KeybladeKing Said :
KeybladeKing Heard it a last year on Testriffic... But I did think of the other one as funny.
On April 27th 2008 shasha12341234 Said :
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haha that was actually sort of a funny joke. the first one all morning