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2000$

Views(456) Created(4-27-08) Category ( Bar )

a guy walked into a bar and he saw a jar full of 20 dollar bills

"hey barkeep,how much is in that jar"

"about 2000$...we have a three way bet going on"

"what do you have to do"

"1,theirs a 200 pound bbouncer all muscle,you have to knock him on the ground...2,my dog out back has a bad tooth and you have to wrestle him to the ground and pull it out...3,their is a 96 year old retired whoreyou have to fuck her"

 

so he takes the bet and goes up to the bouncer

"you better quit doin those jumping jacks with your shoes untied"

he looks down and he hits him in the head with a chair and he falls to the ground

"give me a couple more beers and ill go to the dog"

so he drinks about 8 or 9 then walks drunkily to the door then you hear the worst  screaming,barking,cussing,scratching,and yelping you will ver hear     

then he comes back in all bloody and crap and says

"ok...wheres the bitch with the bad tooth?"



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On May 12th 2008 N5607 Said :
N5607 Wow, great joke, and coming from a christian, holy crap! hahahahaha
On April 29th 2008 justlikeme1569 Said :
justlikeme1569 Nasty but hilarious!
On April 27th 2008 joextreme29 Said :
joextreme29 ewwwwwwww
On April 27th 2008 bud393 Said :
my picture
ya he does it wit the dog
On April 27th 2008 LuvMiOrHateMi Said :
LuvMiOrHateMi so he does the dog?
On April 27th 2008 bdh23 Said :
bdh23 wow
On April 27th 2008 KeybladeKing Said :
KeybladeKing Funny