dirty nun

so theres this man and he loves to rob stores butt naked. So he goes into a store one day and as he is robbing it he notices 3 nuns walking in the door. having respect for nuns he runs and hides in  a coke machine. the nuns walk up to the machine first nun puts in 50 cents and pulls the lever and say wow i got a twinkie. second nun puts her money in pulls the lever turns to the other nuns wow i got some candy. Third nun puts here money in pulls the lever nothing drops so she pulls the lever again finally after a couple of pulls she turns around and says SHIT ALL I GOT WAS FUCKING HAND LOTION!!!!