Fun Things to do in an Elevator

1. Make race car noises when people get on and off.

2. Grimace painfully while slapping your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you just SHUT UP!"

3. Whistle the first 7 notes of "It's a Small World" over and over again.

4. Crack open your purse, and while looking inside ask, "Got enough air in there?"

5. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.

6. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral".

7. Announce to all the passengers, "I've got new socks on."

8. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back and announce, "Oh, not now, not motion sickness" and gag.

9. Meow occassionally.

10. Frown and mutter just loud enough for everyone to hear, "Gotta go, gotta go", then sigh and say, "Oops!"

11. Sing "Mary Had a Little Lamb" while pushing all the buttons for each floor.

12. Burp, then say, "Mmmm...tasty".

13. Wear a hand puppet and talk to the other passengers through it.

14. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

15. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.