Dont mess with Mama!!

Mrs. Jenkins comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner... who lives with a female roommate named Vikki.

During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate was.

She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious

watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was morebetween Anthony and his roommate than met the eye.

Reading his moms thoughts, Anthony volunteered,

 About a week later, Vikki came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

Well, I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her, just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote:

Dear Mama,

Im not sayingthat you 'did' take the sugar bowl from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were for dinner.

Love, Anthony

Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Vikki and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she were sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.

Love, Mama