A+

A little Jewish boy was doing very poorly in school, especially math. So, his father, after much deliberation, decided to send him to a catholic school because he heard that they were very good. On the little boys very first report card he got all A's. His dad was mystified and he asked his son how he was doing so well. His son replied " well, I really knew that they meant business the very first day of school when I walked into that room and they had that guy nailed to the plus-sign."