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Adam and Eve

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One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."

In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.

"Jesus!", Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.

"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.

"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.

"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones again winked off. However, this time the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"

Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"

"Amen," replied the congregation.

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On May 28th 2007 Lostindark666 Said :
Lostindark666 johnny*
On May 28th 2007 Lostindark666 Said :
Lostindark666 HAHAHAHA thts funny!! i heard it before with lil jonny but still thts funny
On April 24th 2007 tswieberg Said :
tswieberg LMAO
On April 14th 2007 lindadcecil Said :
lindadcecil I love it!
On April 14th 2007 Tamerra Said :
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lol Love it!
On April 14th 2007 pnipearl Said :
pnipearl Hahahahaha this is funny! LMFAO
On April 14th 2007 gothichik14 Said :
gothichik14 That's so funny.
On April 14th 2007 69rachybaby69 Said :
69rachybaby69 tht is very funny!
On April 14th 2007 flipfreak69 Said :
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not bad..
On April 14th 2007 lilheartache Said :
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Aww i heard it b4 but it was told differently....
On April 14th 2007 DrOfAllThings Said :
DrOfAllThings hehe,I haerd it much differently.with lil johnny.Ill give you an "E" for effort.
On April 14th 2007 blueeyedbrunet Said :
blueeyedbrunet Ya I know ya probably Heard it, But I was bored