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A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach when 
>suddenly  the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the 
>Lord said,  "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I 
>will grant  you one wish.
>
>     The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can 
>ride  over anytime I want."  The Lord said, "Your request is
>materialistic,  think of the enormous  challenges for that kind of
>undertaking; the  supports required  reaching the bottom of the Pacific
>and the concrete  and steel it would  take! It will nearly exhaust
>several natural  resources.
>     I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly 
>things.  Take  a little more time and think of something that could
>possibly help mankind."
>
>     The biker thought about it for a long time.   Finally, he said,
>"Lord,
>     I  wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how
>she  feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent 
>treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, 
>and how I can make a Woman truly happy."
>
>
>     The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?