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Pick-up Lines

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  • -Standing over there without you felt like a pencil without lead. Pointless.
  • -Was your daddy a beaver?'Cause...dam!
  • -I'm sorry, I just dropped something over here - my jaw!
  • -All this can be yours for one low price - your phone number!
  • -Hi, I was staring at you from across the room, and I thought I'd come closer for a better look.
  • -My name isn't Elmo, but I'll still giggle if you tickle me.
  • -Ever since I met you, you've been living in my heart... and paying no rent.
  • -Sorry, I suffer from amnesia. Can you tell me, do I come here often?
  • -Want to talk?Or should we continue flirting from a distance?
  • -Your just like a candy bar - half sweet, and half nuts.


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    On January 4th 2008 transgenic Said :
    transgenic I love the one about Elmo, haha!