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Orientation in Heaven

Views(196) Created(2-21-07) Category ( Men )

Three old men have just arrived in heaven and are attending an orientation meeting. They area all asked, "When you are at the funeral and your friends and family are mourning, what would you like to hear them say?"

 The firrst guy says, "I'd like to hear them say that I was a great doctor and a great family man."

The second guy says, "I would like them to say that I was a wonderful husband and schoolteacher, and that I made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."

the last guy thinks a moment and says, "I think I'd like to hear them say 'Look! He's moving!'"



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On May 9th 2007 CLP64 Said :
CLP64 ummm... its ok
On March 31st 2007 tswieberg Said :
tswieberg Yea, me too. Pretty good.
On March 21st 2007 JohnLG Said :
JohnLG i didnt think it was relly funny but my friend did
On March 9th 2007 uthorn10 Said :
uthorn10 Hey thats funny
On March 9th 2007 dureall Said :
dureall hahahah really good.
On February 25th 2007 lemonfire Said :
lemonfire funny