How to serve your country best.

Hilary Cinton wanted to know how to best serve her country, so first she asked George Washington, he said, the best way you can serve your country is to always tell the truth. and she replied saying, no i dont think i can do that. so then she asked Thomas Jefferson and he said, always do what the people want you to do. and she replied again saying, no i dont think i can do that. then she asks Lincoln, and he says, go to a theatre.