Blonde jokes

A blonde was driving through a desert when she saw another blonde rowing a boat in the desert sand. So she stops her car and yells, WTF are you doing!?!?! it's blondes like you that makes people think the rest of us blondes are stupid!!!! if i could swim i'd come out there and kick your butt

If a blonde and brunette jumped off a cliff who would hit first?

the brunette, the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions

a blonde a brunette and a red head were going to cross a desert, they each could choose one thing to take with them. so the brunette chose to take a weeks worth of water. the red head chose two weeks worth of food. and the blonde chose a car door, so if it got hot she could role down the window