Parrott of bad news

A man walks into a pets shop and sees a legless parrott sitting on his perch. The parrott says, psst, buy me. The man says no you dont have any legs and you cost $5,000, whats so special about you?!?! The parrott replies, well im really good company, try and talk down the price. So the man finally talks down the price and buys the parrot. One day the man asks, so you don't have any legs, how do you stay on your perch? the parrott answers, i rap my penis around it. The next day the parrott says to the man, i saw somthing today you might want to know about. the man says, what? well after you went to work i saw your wife answer the door for the mailman wearing a see through nighty  and no underwear. the man says, what happened next? well she invited him in and they started kissing. Then what? said the man. Then they got on the couch and started to take off their clothes. Then what happened asked the man with a suprised look. and the parrott replied back, i dont know i fell of my perch