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Heavenly disappointment

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These three guys die and go to heaven, but St.Peter says, first im going to ask you some questions to see what kind of car you get, cause its a big place and your gonna need a way to get around. so he asks the first man how long have you been married? 10 years. okay  then how many times have you cheated on your wife? 8 times. well you told the truth but thats pretty bad so you get a station wagon, then he asks the second guy how long have you been married? 15 years? how many times have you been unfaithful? 3. well you told the truth but thats not very good so you get an el camino, then he asks the third guy how long have you been married? 25 years. How many times have you cheated? never even thought about it. Great and you told the truth you get a Prowler. So the other two are driving  the streets of heaven one day and see the faithful man sitting on a curb crying and they ask him, whats the matter? he says, i just saw my wife riding around on a skateboard



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On July 26th 2007 CarriBou Said :
CarriBou saddd...poor dude...! I feel bad for hims...!