NAME THAT COCK the gameshow...

So this guy walks into a gay bar but he's really thirsty and decides what the heck ill just get a drink and leave. So he goes up to the bartender who says, hey cuty. but the man says, im not gay i just need a drink of water. the bartender says, okay but first you have to tell me the name of your cock. the man is like, what oh uhm ive never really thought about it. the bartend says well that guy over there named his "nike: just do it" the man says, well i still don't know and the bartend says, well look at him over there his is "snickers: it's only satisfying if you eat it" the man says, o God ugh, uhm i cant think of anything. well that guy over there named his "gatorade: is it in you" and the man says, okay i got it "secret: strong enough for a man but made for a women"