Grandfather and Grandson Joke

one day grandfather and grandson went fishing. Grandfather cracks open a beer and takes a sip off of it and granson says hey grandfather can i have a sip of that? and grandfather goes well i dont kno, will your dick touch your asshole? and grandson says no...grandfather goes then you can have any of it.

15 minutes later grandfather lit up a cig and took a puff off it and grandson goes hey grandfather can i have a puff of that? and grandfather goes well i dont kno will your dick touch your asshole? grandson goes no. grandfather said then you cant have any of it.

Later on that day grandmother made a batch of cookies for tha grandson and grandfather comes out and says hey grandson can i have a couple of those? grandson goes well i dont kno will your dick touch your asshole? granfather says yes...grandson said well you can go fuck yourself cause grandmother mad these for me!