10 Things

Here are 10 things that you might not know about Chuck Norris:

10. Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris upper-cutted a horse

9. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

8. Chuck Norris once killed two stones with one bird

7. When Chuck Norris looks into a broken mirror, it fixes itself

6. If you have five pounds, and Chuck Norris has five pounds, Chuck Norris has more money than you

5. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open

4. When the boogeyman goes to sleep each night, he checks his wardrobe for Chuck Norris

3. There is no theory of evolution; just a list of animals which Chuck Norris allows to live

2. There are three main causes of death in the United States: 1. Cancer 2. Heart Disease 3. Chuck Norris

1. Chuck Norris does not kill his enemies. His enemies kill themselves out of fear.