John Wayne Film

Two men go to see a John Wayne film. Just before they go in the cinema, one man says, "I bet you £10 that at the end of the film, John Wayne will fall off his horse." The second man agrees and they both go into the cinema.

At the end of the film, John Wayne - after battling 60 other cowboys and saving the Wild Wild West single-handedly - goes to jump up onto his mighty steed, and splats face-first on the ground the other side.

So the two men come out of the cinema, the first pocketing the tenner. He then says, "I must confess, I've seen that film before and I knew that John Wayne was going to fall off his horse."

The second man then replies, "I have to say, I've seen it before, too. But I never thought that the silly bugger would go and do it again!"