Plane to Las Vegas

A blonde woman goes on a plane to Las Vegas. She sees that there are some empty seats in the first class bit, so she goes and steals one, even though she doesn't have a first class ticket.

So about half way through the flight, the hostess comes round to see everyone's tickets. When the woman shows the hostess her ticket, she says, "I'm sorry, you can't sit here, you don't have a first class ticket."

So the other woman says, "I will sit here if I want to." So the hostess goes off and gets the head hostess, who tells the woman the same thing. The woman replies with the same answer.

So the head hostess goes and gets the captain, who whispers something in her ear. The woman then says, "Oh, sorry, I didn't realise." Then walks off the first class bit.

The hostesses ask the captain what he said to her and he replies, "I just told her that first class wasn't going to Las Vegas."