Iraqi Soldier and a Nun

There was an iraqi soldier running away from his officers. He sees this nun by a store and asks her is he can hide under her dress because he didn't want to go to the Iraq War. The nun says "yes my son  you may hide under my dress." He goes under and the offciers run past trying to find him. The nun says it's clear and he goes out and tells the nun "my you have really pretty legs sister." and the nun says "thank you my son and if you look higher theres a nice set of hairy balls because I don't wanna go to Iraq either!"