Glass Eye

A man was dining alone in a restaurant one evening, when a woman came and sat down on the table next to him.

Halfway through the starter, the woman made a massive sneeze, and her glass eye flew out of its' socket. The man dining next to her threw himself forward and caught it expertly in one hand. He offered it back to her.

"Thank you very much! May i offer you dinner to thank you?"  the woman said.

"Why of course" replied the man.

They dined together for the rest of the evening, and they both got on like a house on fire. The main meal came and went, and soon after their coffee the woman asked for the bill and paid it, all the while talking non-stop. The man offered to walk her home, she accepted and they strolled back arm in arm.

That night, as soon as they got in, they went straight upstairs to bed and... well, you know.

The next morning, the woman got up and prepared a sumptuous breakfast including pancakes, eggs, cereal, sausages, beans, coffee, the lot. The man came downstairs in a dressing gown and said,

"Wow! What have i done to deserve all this?!"

The woman replied, "You just happened to catch my eye"