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50 things to do in an elevator

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1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
7. Shave.
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
14. If you're  a woman, go up to a guy and  slap him , saying "Stop taking pictures of me!"
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go plink at the bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
20. Meow occassionally.
21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
22. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24. Sing Mary had a little lamb while continually pushing buttons.
25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
26. Walk on with a cooler that says human head on the side.
27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
28. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
29. Leave a box between the doors.
30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers through it.
32. Start a sing-along.
33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
34. Play the harmonica.
35. Shadow box.
36. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
37. Lean against the button panel.
38. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your personal space.
41. Bring a chair along.
42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
43. Blow spit bubbles.
44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48. Wear X-Ray Specs and leer suggestively at other passengers.
49. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"

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On January 20th 2008 Margarita696 Said :
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This is some funny STUFF!
On August 28th 2007 EvilRaven9892 Said :
EvilRaven9892 I GOTSTA TRY THOSE!
On August 22nd 2007 lillozthe1st Said :
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hahaha im soo gonna do some of those i espsh like #1, #8, and 17 nearly made me cry with laughter!
On August 22nd 2007 lillozthe1st Said :
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hahaha im soo gonna do some of those i espsh like #1, #8, and 17 nearly made me cry with laughter!
On July 7th 2007 shaylee13 Said :
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i laughed my haed off & nearly wet myself reading them all. i will try some of them
On June 27th 2007 Avion13 Said :
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i like 45 and 50
On June 24th 2007 Cybrmonkey92 Said :
Cybrmonkey92 there's only one missing: When someone's leaving the elevator, as the doors close, whisper, "I love you."
On June 15th 2007 jazmin591 Said :
jazmin591 i'm going to try14!!!!!!!!!!!!xD
On May 10th 2007 punkparty Said :
punkparty i might even try that shit
On May 10th 2007 lala2463 Said :
lala2463 lmao, i so wanna do all of these!
On May 10th 2007 Sillyjessy Said :
Sillyjessy LOL LOVE THEM I have done some of them and I entend on doing others and for the person that said wonder if there is some for walmart yes there is go to my page and click on my myspace link and read my things to do a walmart blog funny stuff!
On May 10th 2007 d38clubb Said :
d38clubb Lame- O.
On May 10th 2007 SnakesAndRoses Said :
SnakesAndRoses done some, intend to do others soon, i wonder if theres one for walmart...?
On May 10th 2007 Toaditup Said :
Toaditup ive done some of these and now i want to do others. i love the last one lol
On May 9th 2007 tswieberg Said :
tswieberg lmao
On May 8th 2007 JDHOLLY Said :
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too cute
On May 8th 2007 krazykat89 Said :
krazykat89 rofl - most of these i have done and all of these i will do!
On May 8th 2007 Aluche2 Said :
Aluche2 hahahahaha! hilarious
On May 8th 2007 dogmange676 Said :
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lololol
On May 8th 2007 Interested1992 Said :
Interested1992 lol
On May 8th 2007 ajsenne4020 Said :
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funny!!!
On May 8th 2007 jkrbkao Said :
jkrbkao lol