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funny ass vamp joke

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aight chekk dys shyt out theres a vampire dad witt his daugter...he tells her its bout tyme he shows her how to feed on tha human race for her own food....so there flying n tha vamp sees a old drunk man n whooshh him n his daughter stop right in frunt of him on tha st. and tha old mans lyk wat tha fukk?n tha daddy vamp saiiz ima sukk your bludd n tha old man saiz watt?he replys agin im going to sukk yer bludd so tha old man saiz all drunk n studdering n shyt yer gonna sukk ma wutt... no listen to me muthafuka ur gonna sukk ma dick....dys pisses da vamp off n he gos away on tha man neck but he rememebers his daughter n lukks around but doesnt see her all of a sudden he heres a slurping sound he lukks dwn to see his kidd sukking tha dead old man off he yells NO thats not how you do it she replys but daddy I lyk suckin ma fluid thru a straw hahahaha

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On November 30th 2007 mandicandipp Said :
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ppl i have talk to this little 16 year old want-be ganstra and you will talk your self in circles....give it up he isnt worth it. he is just feeding off the attention
On November 23rd 2007 bittles123 Said :
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YO ALL YOU FUKK ASS BYTCHES WHO GOTTA PROBLEM WITT HOW I SPELL YOU CAN ALL SUKK MA DYCK CAN YOU UNDERSTAND THAT YEA HERR ME BYTCHES GET OFF MA DYCK OH N FO ERICALEBLANCO GUDD LUKKS YO YOU STRAIGHT UPP KOOL DA REST CAN LIKK MA BALLS HITT ME UPP IN MA INBOX BYTCHES
On November 23rd 2007 EricaLeBlanco Said :
EricaLeBlanco Everyone just pisses me off. Som much when you make fun of someone for not spelling right. So please go get some manners and come back to comment. There, i'm done!!!
On November 23rd 2007 EricaLeBlanco Said :
EricaLeBlanco That is so messed up! M aybe he likes writting in slang.Unless you are mentlly retarted, you don't need correct speeling. Be nice and try to read it.The brain dn't need the whole wrord correctly to understand. Our brain, for some people, is very complex. Some people don't know, that's true. So will you please shut the hell up and learn that a joke is a joke, no matter how it is spelled. nice joke there Bittles.
On November 22nd 2007 Redsting Said :
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omg...funny, but i agree w\ everyone else.
On November 22nd 2007 Ishu Said :
Ishu It's so horribly written I'm not even going to waste my brain cells trying to read it.
On November 22nd 2007 jennalee20 Said :
jennalee20 Funny but you can't write worth shit
On November 22nd 2007 Chukaz Said :
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you might be legally retarded
On November 22nd 2007 FadedColors Said :
FadedColors yeah i'm not gonna lie, the way you told this joke makes it not funny
On November 22nd 2007 lindseysbff07 Said :
lindseysbff07 no way
On November 22nd 2007 sarah0o4 Said :
sarah0o4 next time use no slang in the joke.....its not funny when you don't spell words correctly it makes the joke SUCK
On November 22nd 2007 Jaester67 Said :
Jaester67 write out the joke
On November 22nd 2007 arisweet2 Said :
arisweet2 sucky bbbbboooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
On November 22nd 2007 gradesuck Said :
gradesuck DUDE LEARN TO SPELL BUT THAT WAS AN AMAZING FUNNY JOKE
On November 22nd 2007 Sylivus Said :
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ok you know what... LEARN TO SPELL you IDIOT!!!