kiwi joke

one day a kiwi man was walking on an island. he came across a magical lamp. he picked it up and rubbed it, and out came a jeanie.

 the jeanie said "you have three wishes. what is ur first wish?"

the kiwi thought about it and said " i want a mansion on that hill over there". and a mansion appeared there.

the jeanie said "whats your 2nd wish?"

The kiwi replied i want a boat in the lake over there" and a boat appeared

the jeanie then said "what is your last wish?"

th kiwi thought about it and replied" jeanie i want to be white"

the man turned white and the boat and mansion disappeared.

"what happened to my boat and mnasion!" the man asked the jeanie.

the jeanie replied " your white now, you have to work for it!"