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a fucked up day

Views(487) Created(5-12-07) Category ( Bar )

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

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On June 2nd 2007 crazybitch334 Said :
crazybitch334 damn thats fucked up!! LOL
On May 13th 2007 PrincessEmma10 Said :
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BORING LOL
On May 13th 2007 rina93 Said :
rina93 that was a shitty thing to do
On May 12th 2007 d38clubb Said :
d38clubb Died from a bad case of the shitz, aye?
On May 12th 2007 Tirsah Said :
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o...my....gosh that would fricken suck...
On May 12th 2007 Gigglesismine Said :
Gigglesismine Oh SHIZNIT MAN!! XD
On May 12th 2007 katerinathegrk Said :
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damn...thats beat
On May 12th 2007 Aegle Said :
Aegle oh shit
On May 12th 2007 privonne Said :
privonne lol!
On May 12th 2007 tswieberg Said :
tswieberg LMAO
On May 12th 2007 geli01 Said :
geli01 Wow, funny yet wrong!!