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still a virgin

Views(2780) Created(5-12-07) Category ( Relationships )

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well,
Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"


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On August 16th 2007 bethanijoy Said :
bethanijoy that was funny. lmfao :]
On July 17th 2007 666child Said :
666child lol
On June 19th 2007 VampirWlof89 Said :
VampirWlof89 hahahaaaaaa... jeez thats good
On May 19th 2007 des101 Said :
des101 lol
On May 16th 2007 Waters88 Said :
Waters88 damn it!! i would have settled on #10!!!
On May 14th 2007 gray271165 Said :
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ha ha nice
On May 14th 2007 MissHoney8818 Said :
MissHoney8818 lol!!!!
On May 14th 2007 theskaaddict Said :
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HAHAHAHAHA! Nice one!
On May 14th 2007 xxbrkhrtxx Said :
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hahah pretty funny right there
On May 14th 2007 martapazzerz Said :
martapazzerz hah thats pretty funny
On May 14th 2007 D4rkSt4rK4t Said :
D4rkSt4rK4t wow...that was...weird
On May 14th 2007 m1richard Said :
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whack
On May 14th 2007 splee66 Said :
splee66 hahaha took me like 10 min but i get it now
On May 14th 2007 djhasproblems Said :
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thats funny
On May 14th 2007 TBhomey Said :
TBhomey lol thats hilarious!!
On May 14th 2007 ashyacumpian Said :
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it is funny
On May 14th 2007 dcmartin21 Said :
dcmartin21 haha thats great:)
On May 14th 2007 dopeysdoll Said :
dopeysdoll That was really good and it is true lol
On May 14th 2007 dopeysdoll Said :
dopeysdoll That was really good and it is true lol
On May 13th 2007 PrincessEmma10 Said :
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THIS JOKE IS FUNNY I AGREED WITH IT.
On May 13th 2007 Lopezland6016 Said :
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That was fuckin hilarious!!!!
On May 12th 2007 juggalojohn420 Said :
juggalojohn420 OH Damn!
On May 12th 2007 Sidekicksrcool Said :
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LMAO
On May 12th 2007 Tirsah Said :
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omg that is fricken hilarious!
On May 12th 2007 Gigglesismine Said :
Gigglesismine OMFG XD FUNNY!!!