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use the word beautiful twice

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One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word “beautiful” in the same sentence twice.

First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, “My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.”

“Very good, Suzie,” replied the teacher.

She then called on little Michael.

“My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully,” he said.

“Excellent, Michael!”

Then, the teacher called on little Johnny.

“Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, ‘Beautiful, ......just fucking beautiful!’”



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On June 6th 2007 darkmvhsrocker Said :
darkmvhsrocker Loved it!!!
On May 12th 2007 d38clubb Said :
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On May 12th 2007 pinkfroggy24 Said :
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On May 12th 2007 skaterbabi101 Said :
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ROFL SO FUNNY
On May 12th 2007 Jaryy21 Said :
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Lol Cute!
On May 12th 2007 Cloeygirl86 Said :
Cloeygirl86 OMG LOL
On May 12th 2007 maymay1978 Said :
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thats a good one
On May 12th 2007 onlyforu Said :
onlyforu omg, i can see my little brother doing tht
On May 12th 2007 cutekid0426 Said :
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lol thats so funny
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ittybittybumbl that is a good one!!!
On May 12th 2007 laojiverde Said :
laojiverde how cute...
On May 12th 2007 tswieberg Said :
tswieberg LMAO
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Toaditup lol
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vanilla16 LOL
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On May 12th 2007 Hollwood2 Said :
Hollwood2 lmfao
On May 10th 2007 tinkerbell8794 Said :
tinkerbell8794 lol omg now THAT is funny
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Gabbie9737710 lmao, good one
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Oreorox95 LMAO!!!!
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southerndiva3 Lmao... love it...
On May 10th 2007 Ma24179 Said :
Ma24179 Lol
On May 10th 2007 crazybitch334 Said :
crazybitch334 lol this is funny as hell!! sounds like somthing u would say lol! muah!