ghost

there was a teacher one day she decided to ask the class questions. she ask the class "now how many of yall have seen a ghost" 40% raised their hand. then she said "how many have actually touch a ghost" 25% raised their hand. so she was like ok (with a little curiousity look on her face) "now how many of yall actually fucked a ghost." there was complete silence. then a little boy in the back raised his hand. the teacher said "so you have actually fucked a ghost" the boy replied "oh you said ghost, im sorry i thought you said goat."