newly wedds

There were these couple who were newly wed's who were trying to find a room to sleep, but they couldn't find a room. so when they were looking they arrived to a hotel and the wife asks, "Do you have a room available?". the man at the reception then tell her, " I do have a room but with a bunk-bed, but there's a drunk man sleeping on the bottom bed". so the wife answers and tells him," It doesnt matter, what we want is to go to sleep". so they were about to go to sleep when the huband tells his wife that he wants to have sex. she tells him," no honey, the drunk man is on the bottom and he's going to hear us" he respond and tells her" It doesn't matter, he's drunk, so when you want it harder just say lettuce and when you want it slow just say tomatoe" so then the wife starts saying, "Lettuce, Lettuce, Tomatoe, Lettuce, Tomatoe, Tomatoe, Lettuce". so the later the drunk man wakes up and tells the" the people who are making salad the dressing is falling on me"