dead blonde

there waz a blonde lady who goes for a haircut once a month.her old hair dressers shut down so she went to the new hairdressers in town.Her first visit there and she asked for what she usually asks for a trim and died blonde for all the regrwth.every time she goes to the hair dresser she falls asleep so she takes her headphones.when she asks for her hair cut she asks for them not to take out her earphones so they dont.the next month she asked for the usual and dont take her earphones out.they didnt.then the next time there waz an apprenrice cutting her hair and the lady asks for her usual and for them not to take out her earphones but this time the apprentice got annoyed with the earphones so she took them out.the blonde lady dropped dead on the floor. turns out the earphones said breathe in breathe out