Mario

There was dad and his little son in the shower and the son asked his dad ''what is that and the dad goes it's mario. Then the son goes can i play with him and the dad goes yes.  The n later the dad is laying on the couch and the son goes can i playwith mario again and the dad goes yes. The dad fell asleep and he woke up in the hospital and he asked why did i get her and the son said '' i was playing with mario and he spit at me so i chopped his head off.''