The Truth is Out

A couple had been married for 20 wonderful years, and they had three children. Every time they had sex, the husband insisted on keeping the lights off. One night, his wife decided to be funny and turned on the lights. What she found upset her. Instead of her husbands penis, she saw a dildo.

"I can explain!" he said desperately "I cant have an erection, and it was so embarrasing..."

"Why didnt you just tell me?!" the wife cried with tears in her eyes.

" I have an idea." said the man smugly. "If I cant have an erection, why dont you tell me where our three kids came from?"