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Redneck pick-up lines

Views(526) Created(1-15-07) Category ( Redneck )

Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.

My love for you is like diarrhea...I can't hold it in.

Do you have a bobrary card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.

Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

If you and I were squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I could make your bed-rock.

Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

and....the best for last!

Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.

 


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On February 20th 2008 shingshong11 Said :
shingshong11 lol
On June 28th 2007 Jeremy062902 Said :
Jeremy062902 I thought I'd heard 'em all but these are cracking me up!!!
On May 16th 2007 TheManIsInsane Said :
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I know. Both of you, rednecks AND anti-rednecks, I'm neither, I know a few rednecks, but whatever, chill the hell out, it's the internet. Freakin' geeks, it's a joke site. Either laugh about it, if it's not funny go to another joke. Anyway, I love the one with "fat penguin", I'm gonna use that one!!!
On April 7th 2007 bamachik907 Said :
bamachik907 Why can't this just be funny instead of people getting offened by it. I just thought it was funny. :(
On March 16th 2007 dcmartin21 Said :
dcmartin21 these are cool but thare aint hardly anybody that dumb and for the record thares alot worse thangs to be thin rednecks like a politition or a laywer thare all bad liers atleest most rednecks are good christain peaple and for the record i aint a redneck but it aint a bad thang t obe called one to me its a comploment and yes my loyity is to the south and to its flag befor the us lol great jokes thoe lol but in redneck country you would get shot by girls if you tryed to use theme lol
On March 12th 2007 bamachik907 Said :
bamachik907 This makes me laugh as we are from Alabama, stupid!! Rednecks are dumb and I wouldn't label myself as one or label myself period. Go touch yourself seanman!!
On March 12th 2007 seamanktb92 Said :
seamanktb92 the one who justed said rednecks are stupid.....shut up u dang yankee and get out of the redneck section we are not stupid like yall yankees
On March 8th 2007 akameg Said :
akameg This entertains me greatly. Probably because rednecks are so freakin' STUPID! But a prick like me WOULD say something like that, wouldn't I? HA!
On March 7th 2007 bamachik907 Said :
bamachik907 lol
On February 23rd 2007 Iammegans Said :
Iammegans people from church hear those a lot...from their cousins!
On February 4th 2007 bamachik907 Said :
bamachik907 do y'all not have anything to say about this joke?