here kitty kitty

ok there was this couple that had a teenage daughter and a younger son

 well the woman wasnt gettin any sex out of her old man so she goes to a physcologist and he recomend this drinkable powder

and says put one to one in a half cups in his coffee each mornin and you will start to see results

the next mornin she wakes up and puts a cup in his coffee

he comes home from work and kisses her so romantically

she says "i like that i think ill try two cups tomorrow"

the next mornin she gets up and puts two cups in his cofffe

he comes home frome work and touches her and kisses her body up and down

she says "wow i like that im goin to put three tommorrow"

so the next mornin she puts three cups in his coffe

he comes home from work and gives her the best night of her life (and you know what i mean)

she says "i am goin to put the whole bottle in his coffee just to see"

so the next mornin she puts the whole bottle in his coffee he drinks it an goes to work

she had been waitin all say for him and finally he pulls into the drive

well a couple weeks later the son fount the recepts and went to the physcologist his mom was seein

the boy walks up to him and says "sir what in the hell did you give my momma"

the doctor says " that is confedential i cannaot say. but why do you need to know?"

then the littl boy replies "well my mommas dead my sisters in the hospital my ass hurts like hell and my dad is in the yard sayin here kitty kitty!"

the doctor fainted