3 buttons

There was this guy in and airport. He had to go to the bathroom REALLY bad He goes and looks and the guys bathroom is full But the girls bathroom is empty So he goes up to the flight atendent and asks her if he could use the girls bathroom.

She says "Yes, just as long as you dont touch the 3 buttons" and he replied "okay".

He gets in the stall and he is doin his bussneise and just out of curiousity he presses the first button.

It wipes his butt for him. Then he presses the second button. It sprays his butt with perfume

Then he presses the third button....and he blacks out

He wakes up in the hospital with the flight attendent over his head She said "I told you not to press any of the three buttons" and he replies "Yeah, but what did the third button do??" she answers "Its a tampon remover...Your dicks in the trash"..