Bi-racial marriage

A white woman married a black man. Her biggest fear was going to parties and such and the other black females nots accepting her. So she turned to plastic surgery.

She had her nose enlarged, her butt enlarged, and her lips enlarged. Every morning before she got out of bed, an airbrushing professional would meet her at her home, and airbrush her skin to that of a light skinned black person.

she was really quite proud of herself, and the way she looked and felt confident enough to go to her first party with her husband.

While at the party, things went fine. But she realized that she really had to pee. So she went into the bathroom. Before leaving, she stopped and checked herself over in the mirror. She noticed that she had a run in her pantyhose... so she leaned over to try and fix the problem with some scoth tape. The black woman standing behind her, gasped in horror. so she turned around and said... "whats wrong, is there another run in my pantyhose?" To this the other woman replied... "Bless my heart, and bless my soul, i aint never seen a black, with a white asshole!"