Nursing Home Sex

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two elderly people,a man and a woman, were sitting in the lobby of the nursing home one evening.

The old man looks over at the old woman and says, "i know just what is it that you want. For $5.00 i will have sex with you over there in that rocking chair."

The old lady looked suprised but didnt say a word.

The old man continued, "For $10.00 I'll do it with you on that nice soft sofa right there, but for $20.00, i will take you up to my room, lite some candles and give you the most romantic sex that you have had in your life."

The old woman still said nothing. But after a couple minutes she started digging down in her purse. She pulled out a wrinkled $20.00 bill, and held it up.

"So you want the nice romantic evening in my room." Said the old man.

"Get serious!" She replied...... "four times in the rocker."

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