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3 wishes

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A little old lady was sitting on her front porch in her rocking chair, reflecting on her long life, when suddenly her fairy godmother appeared to grant her three wishes.

"What would you like for your first wish?" the fairy godmother asked.

The little old lady said, "I guess I'm like everyone else, and would like to be rich."

POOF! Her rocking chair turned into solid gold.

"And, for your second wish?" asked her fairy godmother.

The little old lady said, "Well, like everyone else, I wish I were young and attractive."

POOF! The little old lady was now a beautiful young woman.

"And, for your third and final wish?" asked her fairy godmother.

Now the beautiful young woman was trying to come up with her last wish when Burt, her tomcat, walked across the porch in front of her.

"Oh!" she said. "Can you turn Burt into a handsome young prince?"

POOF! Suddenly, before her very eyes, was the most handsome young prince she had ever seen.

He smiled at her with a manliness that made her knees weak. Her heartbeat quickened, as lust coursed through her every fiber. The handsome young prince slowly approached her and whispered softly in her ear: "Don't you wish you hadn't had me neutered..."



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On February 10th 2008 abraves07 Said :
abraves07 nice 1
On January 6th 2008 kookiemonster8 Said :
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i didn't see that one coming hahaha
On January 6th 2008 kookiemonster8 Said :
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i didn't see that one coming hahaha
On January 6th 2008 kookiemonster8 Said :
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHH omg
On November 3rd 2007 williamscott7 Said :
williamscott7 I feel bad for both of them. Also, isn't it genies that grant 3 wishes?
On August 22nd 2007 SexyPancake Said :
SexyPancake xDD
On June 5th 2007 Jokilolo Said :
Jokilolo OHH NO!! LMAO
On April 25th 2007 tswieberg Said :
tswieberg LMAO
On April 17th 2007 crotchrotwedgy Said :
crotchrotwedgy lmbo
On March 28th 2007 lisy95 Said :
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha funny
On March 28th 2007 missloran20 Said :
missloran20 that funny
On March 28th 2007 Dulce36 Said :
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cool
On March 28th 2007 JessiePaws Said :
JessiePaws LMFAO omfg. thats frekin great!
On March 27th 2007 JokerKace88 Said :
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oh shit
On March 27th 2007 misha9944 Said :
misha9944 LOL OMG I LOVE IT!
On March 27th 2007 Breezy513 Said :
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hehehehahahaha that isss sssssssooooooooo ffffffuuuuuunnnnnyyyyyyyyy
On March 27th 2007 GenevieveB Said :
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lmao thats hella funny!!
On March 27th 2007 RockstarVamp Said :
RockstarVamp LMAO that's awesome revenge of the kitty
On March 27th 2007 katkandooKW Said :
katkandooKW lol
On March 27th 2007 laa123 Said :
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that was good
On March 27th 2007 DevinLovesSam Said :
DevinLovesSam ahhahahaahaaA
On March 27th 2007 KatieLinns Said :
KatieLinns Haha!!! ;) Nice.
On March 27th 2007 jikm Said :
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i dont know i did not read it but i could tell its BORING!!!!
On March 27th 2007 superz316 Said :
superz316 ouch,,,
On March 27th 2007 cristiangulli Said :
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Hahaha! Que vieja pelotuda!!!