mamma jokes(probably old)

your so ugly you made an onion cry

your so ugly you turned Medusa to  a stone

your momma so ugly, when she was taking a shower they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist"

your momma so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck

your momma so fat the back of her neck look like a pack of hot dogs

your momma so stupid she bot a jigsaw puzzle and bringing it back complaining it was broken

your momma so poor she only has two channels on her tv..on and off

your momma's house is so dirty i have to wipe my shoes after i walk out of her house 

your momma so ugly that her mom had to tie a steak around her neck just to play with the dog

your momma so fat a tent was her shirt

your momma's pee is so yellow she made the sun jealous

your momma so ugly they pushed her face into a dough to make cookies

your momma so ugly kids trick or treated through the phone