the priest

one day there were three priest taking a shower. two of them forgot their soap so one of them went to go get it. he ran down the hallway hoping no one would come. three nuns were walking his way. so he decided to freeze and look like a statue.

the three nuns saw him.

the first nun: oh...look, it's a soap machine.

she pulls the priest's penis. he drops the soap. the seconnd nun came and pulled it. the priest dropped the other one. the third nun came and pulled it and says: Ewww i got liquid soap.