what the kid saw

one day it was this kids b-day. his mother was in the shower so he wanted to take it too. "mom...can i take a shower with you?' he asks. " no." she says. " please please! its my birthday!" he begs. " okay fine, just dont look up or down." he said okay. he got in and he look up and down. " mom, wats that?" he asks. " um...those are my headlights" she says. " what about the one down there?" he asks. " um, that is my bush." says the mom.

the next day the kid saw that his father was going in the shower. he asks " dad, dad. can i take a shower with you?" " the dad says no. " oh please please" then the dad says fine. kid jumps in. dad says, " watever you do, do not look down there." the kid says okay. he looks down anyways. " dad, what's that?" " um, that's my snake." says the father.

that night the boy was afraid to sleep alone in his room. so he went to his parents room. " mom, dad can i sleep with you?" they both say no. " please, please. im scared!" says the boy. they both say fine. " but do not jump in the middle." says the dad. " okay" says the kid.

he jumps in the middle and lifts up the blanket and says " mom turn on your head lights, daddy's sanake is going in your bush."