A blonde and a brunette...

There was a Russian brunette and an American blonde in a field looking at the sky.

The brunette says to the blonde, "Did you know, my country was the first to the moon?"

The blonde replies, "Oh yeah? Well my country's gonna be the first to the sun!"

The brunette says, "You can't do that, it's too hot!"

"Don't be stupid," replies the blonde, "we're gonna go at night!"