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Corporate Lesson Two

Views(366) Created(4-22-07) Category ( Other )

(second part of an email I was sent)

 

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."

"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Moral of the story:

Bullsh*t might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

 



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On October 30th 2007 mydragonlord Said :
mydragonlord Baaahahaha
On August 6th 2007 happyare Said :
happyare Love it! I can't wait for lesson number three
On May 20th 2007 Etain13McCloud Said :
Etain13McCloud this one is very funny! Good work!
On May 11th 2007 ElComino68 Said :
ElComino68 LMAO thats a good one!
On April 22nd 2007 tswieberg Said :
tswieberg LMAO
On April 22nd 2007 dureall Said :
dureall LOL this would be a great story too! LOL
On April 22nd 2007 drowningnlove Said :
drowningnlove lmao!!!!! Gotta remember that one...friggin hilarious