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Comebacks for women!!!!!!!!!

Views(236) Created(5-29-07) Category ( Women )

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there thinks you're slutty.
Woman: I think your confusing me with your mother..


Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Probably because you'd be on your knees greeting my crotch.
Woman: I went to greet it but.. there was nothing there.


Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: That's cool, 'cause after I get done nailing you in the back of my car... I don't give a crap where you go.
Woman: I dont think that would work on your scooter.


Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: No problem, I can always withdraw onto your face
Woman: Thats what you father should have done!

 


Man: Do you want to dance?
Woman: No!
Man: I think you misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants.
Woman: I can tell you rode the short bus, because thats not how you spell PHAT!!!


Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: That works for me... as long as you're still warm when I do you.
Woman: I wouldnt be in this situation if the abortion worked for your mother.



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On June 25th 2007 dirtyd321 Said :
dirtyd321 man, just to imagine how that guy feels right now,
On June 7th 2007 dureall Said :
dureall Good thing I never used such lame pick up lines.
On May 30th 2007 FamousOne777 Said :
FamousOne777 haha damn i thought mine were funny
On May 29th 2007 MorSidAsh Said :
MorSidAsh Dang! Now i kno what 2 say to the losers with their one track minds. :D
On May 29th 2007 randyseibert Said :
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fuck im glad no females used that on me! well i neva used them lame ass lines but dat was hilarious!
On May 29th 2007 LaveMoofin333 Said :
LaveMoofin333 lol i like the first and 2nd one